Isolationism

Judging from the few posts I’ve already made, you’ve probably already figured out for yourself that this is hardly a celebrity news blog. But when the news involves (the termination of) Britney Spears’ marriage, I can hardly contain myself from exclaiming my deligh relie deep sorrow at the news.

Poke fun all you want, but K-Fed’s a totally talented musician, man. And now Brit-brit’s gone and announced that she wants out just when he needed her love the most.

Hope you didn’t get any of that sarcasm on your tie. Anyway, so long, K-Fed: your fifteen minutes were a bit longer than most. Don’t worry, I’m certain they aren’t quite over yet: you’ll be sure to be raked over the coals for prior relationship failures, lack of singing talent, and something about riding on coat-tails before your name is happily forgotten the world over.